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CHILDLESS WOMEN LET PRIESTS WALK ON THEM IN HOPE OF A BABY

Soon, a vaccine for covid will be released and the pandemic will be over, hopefully. There is, however, a bigger threat to man: superstition! Read more

MAN DUPES 17 FAMILIES OF RS.6 CR POSING AS AN ARMY OFFICER, HELD

The 42 year old from Telangana had played an Indian Army Major. This shows that blind faith in any institution is harmful to bank balance! Read more

MAN WHO SOLD KIDNEY TO BUY IPHONE NEEDS DAILY DIALYSIS!

Desperate to buy iPhone, Wang Shangku sold his kidney for $3000 in 2011. The smartphone has cost him freedom as he’s bedridden for life. Read more

WOMAN POSTS PICTURE OF EATING MAGGI WITH DAHI ON TWITTER!

Just when you thought 2020 couldn’t get any worse, maggi with dahi recipe became viral on Twitter with “food for the soul” as the caption! Read more

STUDENTS CLAIM GOOF UP BUT THE EXAM BODY SAYS THEY ARE READY

2020 hasn’t been a successful year for exams. C.A. students have claimed their exam centers were wrongly allotted but who’ll even listen!? Read more

NATIONAL INVESTIGATION AGENCYGOOF UP IN THE MOST WANTED LIST

NIA was left red-faced when their list, which is usually reserved for global terrorists, had included a businessman’s name by mistake! Read more

COMEDIAN KUNAL KAMRA FACES CONTEMPT CHARGES OVER A TWEET

Eight people want to sue Kamra for criminal contempt. “If you don’t like his jokes, then you shouldn’t read his tweets,” a user commented! Read more

TO MARRY THE BOY OF HER CHOICE, MINOR GIRL CLIMBS THE HOARDING

An incident, what many may call, the “mother of all tantrums”, a girl from Indore sat on the hoarding for many hours to marry her “lover”! Read more

KOLHAPUR VENDOR IS CAUGHT MIXING TOILET WATER IN PANI PURI

Under what conditions, does a vendor sink to such low level? Well, naturally, when people came to know this, they attacked the food cart! Read more

RETURN GIFT SENT TO A WOMAN BY ANDHRA CIVIC BODY FOR LITTERING

To teach her “tit for tat” lesson, the municipal commissioner asked sanitation workers to dump garbage in front of the said woman’s house! Read more

ANTI-VIRUS IDLIS AND SAMOSAS ARE SOLD AT THIS ODISHA EATERY

Is this restaurant adding hand sanitizer in the ingredients or what? How can any food keep a virus at bay? Logic has lost yet another battle! Read more

MUZZAFARNAGAR GANG PUTS OUT RATE OF THEIR GOON SERVICES

According to the chart, they charge 1000 Rs for issuing threats and 5000 Rs for thrashing. This wasn’t the New India we had dreamed of! Read more

ONIONS THROWN AT NITISH KUMAR AS PEOPLE UPSET WITH PRICE RISE

At a rally in Madhubani district, onions were hurled at incumbent CM. Now, waiting for the day when people throw petrol at central govt! Read more

WOMAN IN UTTAR PRADESH BEATS UP A GIRL FOR CALLING HER AUNTY

She abandoned her “karva chauth” shopping and resorted to violence. This is why fasting for brain cells is as crucial as it’s for tradition! Read more

MUKESH KHANNA CLAIMS WOMEN ARE NOT EQUAL TO MEN IN A VIDEO

Shaktiman famed actor, Mukesh Khanna, has said that women should stay at home. “Sorry Shaktiman, but you couldn’t be more wrong!” Read more

BJP LEADER IN MADHYA PRADESH PLEADS PEOPLE TO VOTE CONGRESS

Scindia, who was a Congress-man once, made the funny mistake. Now, a senior BJP leader, he must have succumbed to the nostalgia, eh!? Read more

BERLIN’S MADAME TUSSAUDS PUT TRUMP’S WAX STATUE IN DUSTBIN

Just days before elections in the US, Trump’s statue was dumped. Democrats on Twitter are happy: “This is called Ghar Waapsi”, said one! Read more

17-YEAR OLD BOY KILLS HIS FATHER AND THEN WATCHES CRIME PATROL

Instead of Satyamev Jayate, kids are watching “Crime Patrol” to destroy evidence. Is this the India 2020 that Doctor Kalam had dreamed of? Read more