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ENTIRE BUS STOP STOLEN IN PUNE, 5000 INR REWARD ANNOUNCED

Thanks to corona induced unemployment, an entire bus stop has gone missing in Pune. But this may help make Pune commuters aatmnirbhar! Read more

 

SCAMMERS IN HIMACHAL POSE AS CHIEF MINISTER, HACK ACCOUNTS

People in Himachal trust their CM so much, that they gave their bank info & got robbed of Rs.80,000. “Andhbhakti ki seema hoti hai!” Read more

MAN GETS 20 MILLION VIEWS ON VIDEO DOING NOTHING

Anh Tran Tan, from Vietnam has become quite a sensation! YouTubers like Bhuvan Bam and Amit Bhadana have contacted him for advice! Read more.

 

LUCKNOW MAN WHO DIED YEARS AGO, “TESTS” COVID NEGATIVE

The ghost was on “earth holiday” but ah, he picked the wrong year! After the test, he was relieved as symptoms indicated just cough… Read more.

CANDIDATE FROM BIHAR ARRIVES ON BUFFALO TO FILE NOMINATION

The candidate from Bahadurpur constituency arrived on a Buffalo! We’d dreamed of moving in the flying cars by 2020 and yet here we are! Read more

 

KAMAL NATH TERMS MINISTER IMARTI DEVI AN ‘ITEM’, BJP FUMES

His close friends claimed that former Madhya Pradesh chief minister had been seeing cheap Bollywood flicks for too long, hence the slip!! Read more

DANKAUR MISTOOK IRON MAN FOR AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL ORGANISM

Iron man would not have assumed even in his wildest dreams that he’d be mistaken for an alien! Cops in UP claimed, “We are DC fans!” Read more

 

OWL WISHES PILOTS LUCK AS THEY BATTLE CALIFORNIAN WILDFIRE

An unexpected guest flew into the cockpit on water drop mission. “He’d dropped by to say thanks & wish us safe passage,” said the crew! Read more

ESCAPED COW FOUND TRAPPED ON NEIGHBOR’S TRAMPOLINE IN AUS

One of the 40 cows which escaped a farm in Victoria was found stuck on trampoline. The neighbour is fearing sedition case now! Read more⇗

 

BOLLYWOOD ACTOR DEEPIKA’S PIC APPEARS ON MGNREGA JOB CARDS

After B&D media targeted Deepika, fraudsters in Khargone district of Madhya Pradesh used her picture to fool the MGNREGA! Read more⇗

HUGE SPIDER FOUND INSIDE THE HEADPHONES OF PERTH PLUMBER

The spider wanted to take a relaxing nap so he was looking for a quiet area. What better place than man’s noise canceling headphone? Read more⇗

 

WEDDING CALLED OFF WITH GHOST BECAUSE OF HIS ‘CASANOVA’ WAYS

UK lady cancelled her wedding with a ghost because he ‘changed’ on a holiday. The ghost, however, seems to be enjoying his new ways! Read more⇗

MAN USES THE JCB EXCAVATOR TO SCRATCH HIS BACK

The crane operator switches on his machine and uses its bucket to scratch the man’s back. Now, this is called the ultimate kinda Jugaad! Read more⇗

 

THIS GIRL COLLECTS & NUMBERS EVERY MOSQUITO SHE’S KILLED

A 12-year old girl tweeted a picture of bizarre collection of martyred mosquitoes, which has gone viral since. Some called her “Mor-teen!” Read more⇗

COW DUNG CHIP TO REDUCE RADIATION FROM MOBILE PHONES

Rashtriya Kamdhenu Aayog chief unveiled a chip to reduce mobile radiation. Now, waiting for Apple or Samsung to invest big buck$! Read more⇗

 

UTAH POLICE SEIZE 20 BURMESE PYTHONS INSIDE MAN’S HOUSE

20 deadly Pythons, 585 rats and 46 rabbits were found in 64-year old’s house. “But they are my roomies,” the man replied upon query! Read more⇗

DOG SNACKS ON NEWLY ENGAGED WOMAN’S RING, VIDEO GOES VIRAL

Woman tried balancing her engagement ring on her dog’s nose but the dog ate it! People now wonder if the wedding is still on cards…Read more⇗

 

PEOPLE DIG IN BENGALURU TOWN AFTER RUMOURS OF GOLD RAINING

Hundreds gathered to dig near Anekal to find golden coins. But, nothing was found in the end, neither in the ground nor in their brains! Read more⇗

MAN WHO PRAYED FOR TRUMP’S RECOVERY FROM COVID 19 DIES

Raju from Telangana fasted for Donald Trump to recover but at what cost!? He died of heart attack on Sunday. His friends, are speechless! Read more⇗

 

WOMAN AMBUSHES FIANCÉ AT WORKPLACE IN WEDDING DRESS

She demanded he marry her or else it’s over. The guy said he first needs to confirm with his boss whether marriage in office was allowed! Read more⇗

FRENCH COUPLE RECEIVES TIGER CUB AFTER ORDERING CAT ONLINE

What you order is not always what you get. A couple spent 6000 euros to buy Savannah cat but got delivered Sumatran tiger cub instead! Read more⇗

 

CNN REPORTER GETS AMBUSHED BY RACCOON JUST BEFORE LIVE TV

Turns out even raccoons are fed up by the media because when senior reporter Joe Johns was preparing for a live, he got hit on the behind! Read more⇗

RARE BIRD THAT’S BOTH MALE AND FEMALE FOUND BY BIOLOGISTS

Biologists in Pennsylvania have discovered grosbeak bird that was both male and female. Even wildlife is going aatmnirbhar in 2020! Read more⇗

 

8-YEAR-OLD GIRL LOVES TO SWIM WITH HER 11-FOOT LONG PYTHON

Now this is strange, a whole new generation of children have evolved in 2020 that loves to hang out with snakes, or so the girl claimed! Read more⇗

THIS HYDERABAD TODDLER SETS RECORD FOR SHARP MEMORY

At his age we weren’t even able to tell between Horlicks and Complan, but Aadith has set world records for his sharp memory! Read more⇗

 

BEGGARS HIT JACKPOT WITH CARD THAT A STRANGER GIFTED

Four men begging outside a lottery shop got gifted a scratchcard by stranger. Now, their ache din have come credit to “stranger cares”! Read more⇗

 

FIGHT ON THE PLANE AS MAN REFUSES TO WEAR FACE MASK

Man aboard Allegiant from Arizona to Utah risked himself to covid infection and punches from copassengers after he didn’t wear mask! Read more⇗

 

TEEN MACI CURRIN SETS RECORD FOR LONGEST LEGS

The teenager was certified by Guinness World Records. Andh-bhakts claim that her legs are so long that she can also see ache din coming! Read more⇗

SPOOKY SPIDERWEB BIG ENOUGH TO CATCH HUMANS FOUND

The web was located in US state of Missouri. First, the novel coronavirus from bats ruined 2020 and now spider webs seem dangerous! Read more⇗

 

ANCIENT MUMMY SEALED 2500 YEARS AGO OPENED IN EGYPT

Archeologists in Egypt have opened a coffin containing mummy in front of live audience. The event has Brendan Fraser much worried! Read more⇗

MAN SEEKS BRIDE NOT ADDICTED TO SOCIAL MEDIA

Matrimonial criteria are changing. A 37 year old man posted an ad making this strange demand. Twitteratis wished him “good luck”! Read more⇗

 

DOG UNRECOGNISABLE AFTER ROLLING OVER CUT GRASS

After dying its fur green, dog was compared to Grouch from Sesame Street. In 2020, even dogs are finding news ways to become messsy! Read more⇗

WOMAN MAKES TAJ IMAGE USING OVER 3 LAKH MATCHSTICKS

West Bengal girl made Taj Mahal art using 3 lakh matchsticks. She can make money from the painting or open her matchstick company! Read more⇗

 

FIRE FIGHTERS RESCUE UNI STUDENT TRAPPED IN DRYER

Rosie Cole got trapped in the machine after a drunken challenge. Seriously, people have gotten so bored staying indoors in 2020! Read more⇗

 

SUBWAY SANDWICH BREAD IS NOT LEGALLY BREAD

This is because of its high sugar content. The brand must change its tagline to Subway: Eat Cake after ruling from Irish court. Read more⇗

 

PICKUP TRUCK LEAVES FLORIDA ROAD ENDS UP IN POOL

The truck crashed through fence and ended up with its front end in swimming pool. Driver spent money in hospital but saved in car wash. Read more⇗

ZOO REMOVES PARROTS FROM DISPLAY FOR ANGRY SWEARING

The parrots named Eric, Jade, Elsie, Tyson and Billy have been removed. Experts claim that they were furious due to negative GDP! Read more⇗

 

WOMAN TURNS RICH OVERNIGHT AFTER CATCHING FISH

Achhe din have come for an elderly woman in Bengal after she caught 52 kg fish which she sold for 3 Lakh rupees in market! Read more⇗

KERALA GRANDMOTHER LEARNS TO USE A LAPTOP AT 90 YRS OLD

90-year old Mary Mathews from Kerala has become fully atmanirbhar during lockdown as she learned to use laptop for reading e-paper. Read more⇗

 

SHARK IN HEART-SHAPED SCHOOL OF FISH WINS DRONE AWARD

A shark hidden in heart is the winner of drone award. The picture is perfect depiction of govt schemes: marketed well, executed poorly! Read more⇗

MAN CUTS PALM TREE WHILE SAT ON IT AND SWINGS IN THE AIR

Since covid has led to forceful lockdown by government, all amusement parks are shut so this man found a unique way to enjoy 2020! Read more⇗

 

MAN GETS KICKED IN FACE, FALLS IN PROPOSAL GONE WRONG

His partner said yes but the boat kicked off pushing him into water. This is similar to what you expect from govt and what you receive! Read more⇗

A WAX STATUE OUTSIDE ORLANDO CITY HALL MELTS

The statue was put to send message about climate change. However, they should have burned the statue to catch even more eye balls! Read more⇗

 

FATHER CHEATS IN GAME, DAUGHTER APPROACHES COURT

2020 has witnessed many difficult stories but in Madhya Pradesh, cheating in Ludo led to a case in court. Surely, even 2020 is surprised! Read more⇗

SCIENTISTS FIND OUT HOW TO PLANT IDEAS IN YOUR DREAMS

Researchers at MIT have made a technique called dream incubation to plant dreams. Now, governments no longer need BnD media! Read more⇗

 

RAT AWARDED MEDAL FOR FINDING CAMBODIA LANDMINE

Rat called Magawa was awarded the medal after he found an unexploded landmine in Cambodia. He might sell gold to buy cheese. Read more⇗

MAN PICKED UP STONE THINKING IT’S SHINY GLASS BUT IT WAS

In Arizona, a dog happily adopted kittens after losing her own children in accident. Once again, animals teach us how to be kind. Read more⇗

 

TEEN CLIMATE ACTIVIST PROTESTS FROM ARCTIC POLE

Mya Rose Craig thinks governments have failed to keep climate change in check. She’s probably going to be held under sedition law. Read more⇗

DOCTORS REMOVE BRUSH FROM ARUNACHAL MAN’S BELLY

A man was so sleepy after he woke up that he consumed the toothbrush while brushing. Doctors find his eating habits strange! Read more⇗

 

MAN INHALES STEAM FROM PRESSURE COOKER USING RO PIPE

A video shows boomer uncle inhaling steam directly from cooker to cure Covid. Whatsapp university will recognize his excellence…Read more⇗

POLITICIAN SNEAKS OUT OF MEETING AFTER PLACING PICTURE

Mexican politician stepped away in middle of a meeting by placing a picture on camera. This shows that politicians are the same all over! Read more⇗

 

WOMAN FALLS IN A SUITCASE, TROLLED ONLINE

Scene from ‘Ishq Mein Marjawan’ has gone viral. Funny tweets have been circling about it, one even compared woman with Dissent! Read more⇗

TRAINING SESSION GETS INTERRUPTED AFTER PARROT SITS

A parrot confused footballer’s hair with her nest and halted the practice session for a while. The video has 37,000 views in 2 days! Read more⇗

 

10-FOOT PYTHON CAUGHT IN CAR TYRE IS RESCUED IN MUMBAI

The python caused traffic jam when he was stuck in a car on his way to work for a BnD news channel. The police have rescued it…Read more⇗

NATIONAL PARK MAILS RUBBISH BACK TO TOURISTS WHO LITTER

“Your trash…we’ll send it back to you!” said Thai environment minister. Wonder when our environment minister will care this much!!? Read more⇗

 

WOMAN FALLS WHILE FILMING SNAPCHAT VIDEO

Surrey Police added the hashtag #NoWords. Netizens said: “Technology and stupidity can’t go together.” Luckily, she was only injured. Read more⇗

SRI LANKA MINISTER CLIMBS COCONUT TREE HOLDS CONFERENCE

Arundika Fernando held a conference over coconut shortage in the country. In India, ministers don’t even give honest interviews! Read more⇗

 

TEAM LOSES FOOTBALL GAME JUST TO KEEP SOCIAL DISTANCING

Team SG Ripdorf/Molzen fielded only 7 players in the match. Germany has controlled covid yet the fear of it hasn’t gone away! Read more⇗

THAI MP CAUGHT WATCHING PORN ON PHONE IN PARLIAMENT

During budget reading, he was caught on camera watching soft porn. “I was just copying Indian politicians”, he explained later. Read more⇗

 

MAN SPOTTED WEARING LIVE SNAKE AS A MASK ON CITY BUS

This was perfect method to achieve social distancing. A man was spotted wearing snake as a mask aboard Manchester bus in England. Read more⇗

TRUTH BEHIND LETTER REJECTING ALBERT EINSTEIN FOUND

Fake news can make anybody its victim! Shekhar Kapur was bombarded by replies which claimed the letter he shared was false. Read more⇗

 

GOOGLE REMOVES PAYMENT APP PAYTM FROM PLAYSTORE

The company has been in all sorts of trouble, first for its logo being replica of paypal, then for big Chinese investment (above 40%) Read more⇗

UNEMPLOYMENT DAY TRENDS WITH 3 MILLION+ TWEETS

Twitter India went crazy as within 12 hours, National Unemployment Day was tweeted over 3 million times, a new record for New India! Read more⇗

 

PATAGONIA URGES CUSTOMERS TO VOTE ASSHOLES OUT

American clothing brand did what would’ve been unthinkable in New India. They urged their customers to vote against climate deniers! Read more⇗

AUTOMATIC PAANI PURI MACHINE AMIDST COVID-19 PANDEMIC

Jugaad went to a whole another level with a machine doing the rounds on internet which detects movement filling up the Gol Gappa. Read More⇗

 

REALITY OF WORK FROM HOME EXPOSED BY THIS PhD SCIENTIST

Gretchen Goldman looked all professional on live TV but what the camera didn’t capture were toys scattered across the floor. Read More⇗

WOMAN DONATES KIDNEY TO COP WHO ARRESTED HER YEARS AGO

She was once on Alabama’s most wanted list but now has donated kidney to the police officer who arrested her, aka, Ghar Waapsi. Read more⇗

 

COUPLE SPENDS 2 LAKH TO MAKE GUEST CARDBOARD CUTOUTS

A UK couple decided to create cardboard cutouts so that all friends and family could attend their wedding, aka, Aatma Nirbharta! Read more⇗

62 YEAR OLD PYTHON LAYS EGGS WITHOUT MALE HELP IN ZOO

This female python at St. Louis Zoo took “AtmaNirbharta” to a whole another level when she reproduced without any male help. Read more⇗

 

MAN GETS BEATEN BY ANGRY SWAN DURING RESCUE MISSION

Swanling got stuck in man-made wires so the father swan smacked the rescuer with his wings. Man commented, “He’s very protective.” Read more⇗

TINY TEAPOT FOUND IN GARAGE COULD FETCH 95 LAKH RUPEES

During lockdown, man in UK was cleaning his garage when he discovered the magic pot. His achhe din have come but where are ours? Read more⇗

 

COP RESPONDS TO REPORT OF A BIG ALLIGATOR BUT IT WAS ONLY

In Florida, the alligator turned out to be an inflatable pool toy. This shows “Khatre mein hai” is also a fake toy/jumla and we mustn’t fear it! Read more⇗

FUNERAL OF PUBG IS HELD AMIDST COVID PANDEMIC IN INDIA

Chanting “winner winner chicken dinner”, young boys in India hold funeral in a video as they’re partially sad and fully unemployed!! Read more⇗

 

12-YEAR OLD FINDS OUT NETFLIX CODE BY USING A TRICK

She put light grease on the remote and got her dad to input the code. She figured out code combination from fingerprint…kids are evolving!!! Read more⇗

BIZARRE SEA CREATURES FOUND ON BEACH WORTH A FORTUNE

In North Wales, Martyn Green has found the most expensive strange sea creatures. Many businessmen now seek to exploit the opportunity. Read more⇗

 

FRENCH MAN BLOWS UP KITCHEN WHILE TRYING TO SWAT FLY

A gas canister was leaking inside his house when he used an electric racquet. Hence, proven, that 2020 will find news ways to kill you. Read more⇗

GOAT BREAKS INTO CAR & STARTS EATING IMPORTANT PAPERWORK

Police officer in American state of Georgia recently received the surprise visitor. The goat ate all the plans of promised achhe din. Read more ⇗

 

MAN SITS IN ICE FOR 2 HRS 30 MINS SETTING UP A WORLD RECORD

Austrian man Josef Koeberl stayed nude in icebox for 2 hours and 20 minutes. This was so brave that even soldiers have saluted him. Read more ⇗

BLUE WHALE SPOTTED IN SYDNEY FOR THIRD TIME IN 100 YEARS

Lots of creatures which went missing due to human activities are resurfacing during covid pandemic. This was a 100,000 kg blue whale! Read more⇗

 

CLIMATE CHANGE LIKELY LED TO FALL OF INDUS VALLEY CITIES

Analysis using mathematics to study ancient climate pattern has revealed so. Meanwhile, politicians around the world keep ignoring it. Read more⇗

DILJIT DOSANJH’S FUNNY TAKE ON PUBG BAN IN A MEME

A woman mentioned him on Twitter asking if he also played the game. Diljit replied, “Nahi bhen ji, Main sub-g sub-g khelta hun RASODE mein!” Read more⇗

 

FIREFIGHTER SAVES PEOPLE FROM BUILDING LIKE SPIDERMAN

New York City fighter is being applauded world over! Who needs reel superheroes when we have real ones helping us out of danger!? Read more⇗

AMERICAN MAN FLIES INTO THE SKY WITH 52 HELIUM BALLOONS

Arizona man David Blaine has performed his latest stunt because he’s sick of being locked at home due to corona virus or so it seems. Read more⇗

 

VIDEO OF WOMAN USING GYM CYCLE TO GRIND FLOUR IS VIRAL

Twitteratis have gone gaga over video of an Aatmnirbhar woman from India who is seen using a cycle to grind flour aka cycle chakki! Read more⇗

TWO MEN STRAPPED 101 LIQUOR BOTTLES TO BODY IN ANDHRA

People are adopting innovative ways to smuggle liquor from neighbouring States into Andhra Pradesh. Police seem confused. Read more⇗

 

15-YEAR OLD WINS HEARTS AS SHE FIGHTS SNATCHERS IN PUNJAB

The entire incident was caught on a nearby CCTV camera as she refused to let go of thief. Men all over applaud her but no one helped. Read more⇗

DOG ADOPTS ORPHANED KITTENS AFTER LOSING HER CHILDREN

In Arizona, a dog happily adopted kittens after losing her own children in accident. Once again, animals teach us how to be kind. Read more⇗

 

SHIN CHAN APPEARS ON MERIT LIST IN BENGAL COLLEGE

Yet another mishap at a college when the name of famous cartoon character Shin Chan appeared in the list. His fans are proud! Read more⇗