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FAST FOOD STAFF ARRESTED FOR NOT GIVING POLICE FREE BURGERS

All 19 workers at a restaurant in Pakistan were detained for not giving free burgers! Then, in a turn of fate, 9 policemen have been suspended. Read more

MAN GETS VACCINATION CERTIFICATE WITHOUT RECEIVING THE JAB

In Dehradun, man booked slot for vaccination but could not visit on slotted date. He got the certificate regardless! Probe has been ordered. Read more

GIRLS SHOULD NOT BE GIVEN PHONES: UP WOMEN’S COMMISSION MEMBER

As it leads to rapes, said Meena Kumari. It’s not only ignorant but also irresponsible thing to say. Blame on rapist instead of girls’ access to tech! Read more

YOUTHS PLANT CANNABIS SAPLINGS IN KOLLAM ON ENVIRONMENT DAY

People urge to plant trees on Environment Day. Some in Kollam took the opportunity to plant ganja saplings. Now, excise officer is tracking em. Read more

HEMA MALINI SAYS PERFORM HAVAN TO WARD OFF CORONAVIRUS

Veteran actor has claimed that a regular havan will protect a person from various diseases, like corona. Although this won’t work if you doubt it! Read more

UP GIRL REACHES BOYFRIEND’S HOUSE WITH BAND BAAJA BAARAT

Her boyfriend was getting married to someone else so she decided to teach him a lesson. What a brilliant, non-violent way to do that, right? Read more

WOMAN HAS HER PASSPORT SEIZED FOR PAINTING MASK ON HER FACE

The influencer was making a video inside a Bali supermarket without wearing an actual mask. By doing so, she has broken every “protocol”! Read more

MUMBAI POLICE RESPONSE TO MAN WANTING TO MEET HIS GIRLFRIEND

‘What sticker to use in order to go out and meet my girlfriend?’ asked a user on twitter. Mumbai police said it’s not an emergency. Stay at home! Read more

HARSH VARDHAN WANTS SIGNIFICANT PROGRESS ON COW SCIENCE FRONT

So that there are enough developments before 75th independence day speech. Covid cannot be used as excuse, health minister went on to say! Read more

MASKLESS M.P. MINISTER PERFORMS ‘PUJA’ TO GET RID OF CORONAVIRUS

Amid surge of corona cases in Madhya Pradesh, Tourism minister Usha Thakur performed Puja but without a mask. Corona: Am I a joke to you? Read more

THREE ELDERLY WOMEN VACCINATED AGAINST RABIES INSTEAD OF COVID-19

This massive goof-up happened in UP’s Shamli. Perhaps the staff there had weak eyesight? The 3 women aged 60, 70 & 72 are under supervision. Read more

THIEF SNATCHED PHONE, RETURNED IT BECAUSE IT WAS GALAXY S10 PLUS

At Noida metro station, the thief returned the stolen phone because it was not One Plus 9 Pro. Samsung S10 plus be like: “Am I a joke to you?” Read more

FREE IPHONE TO VACATION ON MOON: TN CANDIDATE MAKES POLL PROMISES

A politician trying to woo voters with acche din on the moon & luxurious smartphone in hands. Very unique promises but can they be fulfilled? Read more

TEENAGER BUYS HIGHLY DISCOUNTED IPHONE, GETS COFFEE TABLE INSTEAD

When things are too good to be true, be alert. This teenager in Thailand thought he cracked a deal but the table company had the last laugh! Read more