Akash Banerjee VS Bhakt Banerjee: International Conspiracy To Defame India?

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BB: OH, WHAT IS THIS AGAIN? 22-YEAR OLD TRYING TO DIVIDE THE NATION. NOW SHE IS ARRESTED, WAH, WHAT YOU SOW IS WHAT YOU REAP!

AB: So according to you anyone who does not support the government is anti-national.

BB: NO NO ACCORDING TO YOU LET THEM BE. LET THEM STORM TWITTER. LET THEM DEFAME INDIA. BUT YOU CONSIDER IT FREEDOM, RIGHT? WRONG!

AB: Arey BB…she is actually an environmental activist. These children are actually trying to save the deteriorating environment. BTW did you know that India ranks 168th out of 180 on Environmental Performance Index?

BB: I DON’T TAKE THESE REPORTS SERIOUSLY. I’D RATHER WANT TO SEE NEW FACTORIES EMERGE. AND YOU’RE SAYING THAT ENVIRONMENT IS IN DANGER SINCE 2014? WHAT ABOUT BEFORE IT, HUH?

WE’RE DOING SWACH BHARAT ABHIYAN, NAVAMI GANGE, SOLAAAAR, WEEIND ENERGY, ETC. WHAT DID YOUR PAPPU DO?

AB: Pappu is not anywhere on the scene at this moment. But if the youth of this country ask question, you guys arrest, detain and attack their privacy. Doesn’t that that damage country’s reputation?

BB: OH REALLY? REPUTATION? YOU LIBRANDUS ARE THE HAPPIEST WHEN OUR REPUTATION TANKS. WHEN FOREIGNERS SPEAK, YOU GUYS CELEBRATE A LOT, DON’T YOU? DO YOU KNOW THAT IMF HAS PROJECTED 11.5% GDP GROWTH? THIS IS CALLED DEVELOPMENT. NOW YOU WILL SAY THAT IMF IS A RIGHT WING BODY, RIGHT?

AB: Actually, the growth is in double digits only because the economy had sunk previously to an abysmal -23.9%. But okay, it’s a V-shaped recovery, let’s just say. IMF is the best. But if you take IMF’s word, why not also take other international reports seriously? For example: India ranks 142nd on the press freedom index, almost as bad as Pakistan.

BB: AAHHHH. SO YOU’RE FINALLY SHOWING YOUR LOVE FOR PAKISTAN. WHY DO YOU BRING ITS NAME IN THIS DEBATE? YOU SHOULD BE JAILED FOR COMPARING INDIA WITH PAKISTAN!

ALL THOSE REPORTS ARE WRONG. THEIR TECHNIQUE IS FLAWED.

AND TELL ME WHY WOULD WE ALLOW LUTYENS MEDIA DO WHAT THEY DO? THEY ONLY TALK NEGATIVELY ABOUT INDIA. THEREFORE, ONLY THE NATIONALIST NEWS CHANNELS WILL SURVIVE. ARNAB JI, FOR INSTANCE, HAS FULL ACCESS. INSIDE INFO. LONG INTERVIEWS. HE HAS IT ALL!

AB: And what when this favorite journalist of yours was found to have allegedly compromised on the national security!?

BB: AAAAY! DON’T YOU DARE SPEAK ILL OF THE 9 PM GENIUS. AND BESIDES, NATIONALISM IS OF PRIMARY IMPORTANCE TO US.

AB: Okay. Okay. Press is fully free. I agree with you. Then, what about religious freedom? An American report has put us under Country of Particular Concern (CPC) category.

BB: WHO THE HELL IS AMERICA? THEY HAVE THEIR OWN RAMPANT RACISM, BLACK LIVES MATTER (BLM), ETC. DON’T YOU KNOW? THEY ARE NOBODY TO PREACH US INSTEAD TRY SOLVING THEIR OWN PROBLEMS FIRST, HUH!

AB: Okay America has problems of their own. But, is this report valid or not?

BB: DEFINITELY NOT! AND I THINK WE PROVIDE TOO MUCH SECULARISM ALREADY. HOW CAN THEY PUT US IN CPC? THERE ARE LOUDSPEAKERS EVERYWHERE. FORCEFUL CONVERSION. CORONA JIHAD AND LOVE JIHAD AS WELL. THEN HOW MUCH MORE FREEDOM DO THEY NEED? FACT IS, IT IS WE WHO ARE IN DANGER!

AB: Okay so freedom is real? Freedom to hang out at night, without fear, to be in a relationship, to love and to marry someone of your choice? What to eat…what to wear…what to joke about…to protest? Do we have these freedoms?

BB: WHY DO YOU WANT TO BREAK FREE SO BADLY? FREEDOM ALSO HAS TO BE LIMITED, OKAY!? FREEDOM DOES NOT MEAN NO SHAME NO REGARD NO RESPECT FOR OTHERS’ SENTIMENTS. THERE ARE BOUNDARIES. EVEN HONORABLE SC HAS STATED THAT PROTESTERS CAN’T BLOCK ROADS AND PUBLIC SPACES. NOW YOU WILL SAY WHO’S SC?

AB: Moving on…this Canada based Fraser Institute has ranked India 111 on its human freedom index. We have fallen 17 spots. They include civil freedom, economic freedom and personal freedom. This index is also a conspiracy?

BB: IS IT STILL NOT CLEAR TO YOU? CANADA? KHALISTANI? DO I JOIN THE DOTS FOR YOU? THEY CLEARLY WANT TO DIVIDE OUR NATION. DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND THEY’RE TRYING TO WEAKEN INDIA? THEN PLEAD US FOR VACCINATION, HUH!

AB: Ah okay okay. I take all your points. Forget that I even tried.

BB: YES YOU BETTER GET LOST OR I WILL HAVE YOU ARRESTED FOR ASKING TOO MANY QUESTIONS!

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